Bring some laughter and outdoor-spirit to your wardrobe with the Don Not Pet The Fluffy Cows Tee. Inspired by wild moments in national parks, this cheeky design captures the moment too many tourists got a little too close to a “fluffy cow” (aka bison) and learned why nature is wild, not a petting zoo.
Why you’ll love it:
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🦬 Soft breathable cotton for comfort on every adventure
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😂 Bold vintage-inspired graphic and humorous slogan that turns heads and sparks laughter among hikers, campers, and wildlife fans
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🎁 A perfect gift for national park lovers, bison fans, Yellowstone tourists, and anyone who appreciates a fun camping tee
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🌲 Ideal for hikes, road trips, campfire stories or just lounging with nature in mind
Designed for the outdoors & humor-lovers:
Whether you’re exploring the great outdoors or simply want a tee that says “I know better than to pet the bison,” this design gives you style + chuckle in one. It’s the perfect balance of nature funny and vintage aesthetic.
Product features
- Shoulder tape for added stability and durability
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetic appeal
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for long-lasting wear
- Made from a strong, smooth fabric perfect for detailed prints
- Classic fit ensures comfort and versatility for various occasions
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
