Pet the Fluffy Cow – Yellowstone Edition

This design was inspired by our summer trip to Yellowstone, where we saw way too many tourists trying to get a little too close to the “fluffy cows” (aka bison). Watching people ignore the signs and common sense, we couldn’t help but laugh and take notes for this shirt.

Featuring a bold graphic of a curious human getting the horns from a not-so-fluffy cow, it’s a cheeky reminder that nature is wild, not a petting zoo. As the shirt says: Our ancestors called it natural selection. We just bring popcorn.

Perfect for anyone who loves Yellowstone, national parks, wildlife humor, or just enjoys a good dose of sarcasm. Wear it on your next adventure or while you sit back and enjoy the show from a safe distance.

Product features
- Shoulder tape for added stability and durability
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetic appeal
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for long-lasting wear
- Made from a strong, smooth fabric perfect for detailed prints
- Classic fit ensures comfort and versatility for various occasions

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat